You know your BM is pregnant when....

edited March 2011 in Daddy's place
So my wife to be is always reading a post called "you know your pregnant when..." So I figured I'd start one for the daddy's...

You know your BM is pregnant when she melts chocolate Exlax, pours it onto a brick of cream cheese, cools it in the freezer, then eats it all in one sitting.

You know your BM is pregnant when masturbation used to be a form of foreplay, and is now considered Cheating.
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